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A zillion Thanks to the Sheltons.
A zillion Thanks to the Sheltons.
to the tune of “OF top Of Old Smokey” by the Shelton Clan 2006 On Top of Elk City All Covered With Dust We rode Our 4-Wheelers From Sunrise To Dusk We Drove To The Hill –Top And Down To The Stream But The Path Of Donkey Trail Made Us all Want To Scream Then Judy--------Y Ran Into A Tree The Other 4 Wheeler Is Still A Mystery It Made us To Giggle And Sometimes To laugh But It Sure Is Funny That It matches Cindy’s Calf We Fished In Red River And Karolyn’s Pond But Driving To Dead Ends We’ve Gr-own Quite Fond We Swam In American River Everyday That We Could At Night We Made Fires With Good Mountain Wood The Kids Loved The Artic Ed-Ge At The 1st Baptist Church We Heard A Great Preacher Then Ate A Great Lunch We Rode Down To Sel-Way What A Beautiful Site The Falls and The Fishing The Day Was Just Right We Thank You For Caring And Bringing Us Here What Wonderful Memories To Last Through The Years |
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Four guys were at Elk camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room
with Mike because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of
them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept in the same cabin as Mike, and comes to breakfast the next
morning with hair a mess and eyes all bloodshot.
The other two said: "Man, what happened to you?"
He said: Mike snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night, it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing-hair all
standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
The other two said: "Man what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said: "Man that Mike shakes the roof. I couldn't do anything but sit up and watch
him all night."
The third night was Bill’s turn. Bill was a big burly ex-football player, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast, bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "Good
morning," he said. The other two couldn't believe it-he looked rested and wide awake.
They asked: Man, what happened?"
He said: "well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mike into bed;patted his
behind and kissed him good night. Mike sat up and watched me all night.
Here is a funny to tickle your funny bone. Submitted by a member. Most of us can
relate.
relate.